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Nope, that's called having a pulse.

He's the Antonio Brown of hockey

All of this.

Good. Give them Montour. I can't believe everyone thought he was good. Blech.

Montour and Tage for Tuch and Marchessault ?

Risto is handsome, just not my style

They really have an ugly group of guys. Zemgus and ERod, Egads. I guess Samson is taking the crown. Not really rugged but certainly handsome. No more lustfully watching games with dreams of BOGO ragdolling me along the endboards.

Setlle down Bevis's.

I never thought of that ?

Has he played much the last 10 games?

When in doubt, hit up Suburban Grandma ? https://suburbangrandma.com/kobasakovbasakielbasakobasykobasi-where-to-find-it/

It was a condiment like ketchup.

Yep. All they have to do is follow the Red Wings promo style. They have literally laid the blue print. They knock it out of the park. Meanwhile I'm going dead at Amerks games. Oh and what's the white stuff I see on top of the plates? Tell me that's not Mayo. I will barf all over my self is fatasses are putting mayo on their plates.

The volume is borderline unsafe. It ruins the entire experience. I don't understand what they are trying to do. Manufacture some sort of environment? It's not working.

I guess. He was just a throw in with Evander.

They could have left Domink Hashark donning a red wings jersey at home. Par for the course with this organization.

Mittlestadt the last off the ice during warm-ups.

Not good?

Dude I'll give it to you like a fat girl hoping for a second date

I'm definitely serious. My endeavour with Rakish let me know I could do one of these easily. Give me a stats guy someone who can think on their feet and I'll crush anyone doing that kinda *****.

I think I'm starting to comprehend Casey's struggles. On the 3on 3 OT, he's streaking down the wing unimpeded, makes a simple stick deke, which is solved easily by the goalie. Mitts didn't see it happen as he was knocked to the ice. He got up incredulous that he didn't score. Hey bud, these guys get paid to stop you, do better. Mitts with a chance to end it in the SO, does the ol Kotalik and wins it.

I'm by far the most unnecessarily vulgar person I know and these guys had me asking WTF is up with all the F bombs. At a certain point they lose their intent, emphasizing importance to ones words. They just drop it every third word for no good reason. It makes me feel like I should do one of these stupid things. @LGR4GM let's put one together. ?

CJ Smith ties it up on the PP, 3-3. Not gonna talk about the Crucnh goals. Ugh.

Amerks end period with 5 glorious scoring chances, none get through. Ugh.