inkman

👀 What context do you hear melty? Can’t say I’ve ever heard it.

That’s the drum I’ve been beating since every yahoo on this site started referring to bad players (opposite of dawgs, pussies I suppose) as anchors. I’m like wait, so that terrible player is the foundation of that line. Ironically, they are just not in the way you and I perceive things. Yes I’m HAF.

I don’t hate the Pegulas. I don’t understand them either. I wish I knew why they do the things they do. I think Terry learned early (although not too early) that speaking earnestly to the media will get you pilloried.

FIFY

Dogs = good anchor = bad then = the bane of my existence

Holy terrible name Batman

Source? Some guy on the internet?

Players who fall down all the time (so I’ve heard), can’t win faceoffs (until he actually practiced them, then we saw a dramatic improvement), makes pouty faces (no idea what that is) and is grumpy with douchenozzle reporters can’t be good leaders.

Why do this to yourself?

You can allow teams to negotiate with his agent on an extension therefore keeping his value in tact.

If I’m a professional athlete who feels my life and career were ruined, I’d start at $50 mill maybe $100 mill.

I enjoy all women

Who, on God’s green Earth, would want their wife to work for me? 😀

Yes. You need a Food Science Degree, 5 years quality experience in a beverage manufacturing facility, extensive knowledge of SQF & HACCP and be comfortable working in temps ranging from 55-95 degrees. Oh and that’s for $26 a hour. When can I schedule the interview? 😀

This is poignant. I would have lit the whole damn city on fire after what I assume wasn’t a pleasant meeting for Jack. Probably why I’m stuck in middle management at work. I’ve literally done shots at work following meetings with some of these Jackwad bosses (settle down we make booze and part of my job is to taste it).

You’re worried about the Pats?

I don’t think it will be a problem finding an AHL backup

Usually one or both of those games would be on 4 days rest. This league really does cater to the good teams.

I was always a Worf guy myself

Donny Meatball Majik

Sounds like a veiled shot at Eichel, Reino and Risto as did many of his comments during the press conference.

Your expectations vs reality are extremely far apart