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Trying to Merc Jack holes in Fortnite from 500 meters with two NPCs firing Stinger sub machine guns at you, while you are performing evasive maneuvers, in the high altitude thin air is challenging.

Much like my sex life

Nope. Beasley might have the worst YAC in the league. He literally falls as soon as he catches the ball. It might be because he’s 5’7” 175 lbs. I love Diggs but I don’t think he is great after the catch. They could use a guy or two with breakaway speed. I do question the staff’s ability to evaluate talent. How on earth does Gabe Davis get relegated to 3/4th receiver? He may have more talent than any receiver on the team.

Canadiens say it weird

What do mean tonight?

I don’t understand the constant effusive praise of Colorado. He hasn’t stopped all period. Just one long Avs BJ.

I still hate Nazem Kadri’s face

Can Dunleavy stop sucking the Avs dick already?

It feels like he’s almost tying to make me stop watching. All this talk about the Avs scoring first win percentage. Yeah dude, they’ve won a ***** ton of games. They score a lot. Chances are they’ve scored first a whole bunch.

Yeah. I hope you don’t think I was admiring him.

Nice to see Hall fitting in with the Bruins

Did I just see Matt Ellis smelling salts behind the bench? 😀

The other lines

Peterka, Biro, Weissbach, Mersch, Laaksonen, Prow, R2, Murray? MacInnis was injured so I don’t think he will be among them.

Who is in for Tage and Butcher?

I know this is sorta tongue in cheek especially considering Jack hasn’t played yet but I’m at least considering it as an option which I never thought was a possibility.

What did I just see!?!!? jesus ***** someone cool these guys down!

He’s had to be

His shot is kinda nasty

Did anyone shoot that puck that the Yote goalie just picked?

Woof Woof

I’ve poured my self an Iron Smoke Bourbon. This in going to be fun.

I mean sure. Why not.

They practiced today in Buffalo?