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Only if each member of the expansion team roster is competent with a smoker and can consistently remember to put the seat down.

I was never a fan. Such a drama queen publickly, can't imagine what kind of maintenance he required internally. That's one less distraction contributing to Allen's thousand-mile stare.

I was concerned for him in the preseason because he was a smaller rookie, but he plays super large and is bigger than all of these guys: Matthew Phillips, C – 5’7″ 140lbs Cole Caufield, RW – 5’7″ 174lbs Bobby Trivigno, LW – 5’7″ 167lbs Trey Fix-Wolansky, RW – 5’7″ 191lbs Xavier Simoneau, C – 5’7″ 178lbs Domenick Fensore, D – 5’7″ 151lbs Logan Stankoven, C – 5’7″ 170lbs Kailer Yamamoto, RW – 5’8″ 153lbs Cam Atkinson, RW – 5’8″ 176lbs Alex DeBrincat, RW – 5’8″ 178lbs Mats Zuccarello, RW – 5’8″ 181lbs Tyler Johnson, C – 5’8″ 185lbs T.J. Tynan, C – 5’8″ 160lbs Johnny Gaudreau, LW – 5’9″ 165lbs Jared Spurgeon, D – 5’9″ 166lbs Blake Lizotte, C – 5’9″ 170lbs Yanni Gourde, C – 5’9″ 174lbs Brad Marchand, LW – 5’9″ 176lbs Joe Snively, C – 5’9″ 176lbs Jacob Bryson, D – 5’9″ 176lbs Nick Blankenburg, D – 5’9″ 177lbs Conor Sheary, LW – 5’9″ 179lbs Sheldon Dries, C – 5’9″ 180lbs Denis Malgin, C – 5’9″ 182lbs Marco Rossi, C – 5’9″ 182lbs Nicholas Robertson, LW – 5’9″ 183lbs Jonathan Marchessault, C – 5’9″ 183lbs Nils Hoglander, LW – 5’9″ 185lbs Brendan Gallagher, RW – 5’9″ 186lbs Ryan Lomberg, LW – 5’9″ 187lbs Victor Mete, D – 5’9″ 187lbs Nathan Walker, LW – 5’9″ 187lbs Justin Danforth, RW – 5’9″ 190lbs Colin Blackwell, C – 5’9″ 190lbs Torey Krug, D – 5’9″ 194lbs

He can do limb lengthening surgery.

Of course he has pride.

Would a better coach be worth an extra 5 points right now? Easily.

He can afford Byram if he trades Power.

Meatball's presser: Hot goalie - check. Broken stick on the play - check. Stay in the moment, you're going to get better - check.

I'm telling you, the NHL is an old boys' club and Pegula must owe something to someone somewhere. He's letting the team rot on the vine; make it so bad even the legendary loyal Buffalo Sabre fanbase would be numb to the Sabres being sold and moved to a new city.

"We did some things I liked." "It's hard when you're facing a hot goalie." "Lots to learn from this game."

I can't stand to hear Cozen's craggy, gravelly passionless voice.

Yes, the off season starts now.

My God, they'll be confused! They'll think this game was acceptable!

Oh yeah, but he'd win a Lady Byng on another team.

You don't pull the goalie against a team like Toronto.

I'm going to keep posting it: he's going to run a vehicle into a Timmy Ho's.

We need better big brother protection of Benson back there. Poor kid is being flailed around without repercussions.

Trade Cozens along with Tommy Dangles and Power in the off season. Think of the return! We could start over without losing a beat.

For $7m/yr you have to score a goal there.

Toronto PBP is the Pravda of the NHL.

Our PP is flacid and our passing is super sloppy.

Healthy enough to be traded.

See, I don't think Power is all that. Levi is perhaps the most handsome on the team.