SwampD

The playoffs this year are still all on the networks of NBC. I have SlingTV that has them as a part of my package. $25 a month.

You’re dead to me.

A-FREAKIN-MEN!!!! For me, it’s been the worst part of this pandemic.

Those distances seem great, but if you have a Holtzman drive and an ample supply of spice, all you have to do is navigate the folds of space and you can get there in no time.

I do want some pizza now.

Ah, the Buffalo pizza thread, a sure sign of another Sabreless playoffs. It’s becoming as welcomed as the Perseids meteor shower. I swear, the Matrix isn’t even trying to keep me engaged anymore.

Commercials stopped saying melted at least ten years ago. I grit my teeth every time.

They’re what people who don’t want to spend half an hour deciding what to watch have to watch when they put something on to watch.

We’ve seen teams do it during a season.

Yes you have. Commercials don’t say “melted cheese” anymore. They haven’t for years. They say “melty cheese.”

Link?

I won’t be holding my breath. For any of it.

Point’s game winner was just straight up nasty.

Not against Tampa.

I picked them to win it all this year,... ...but Fehk!! I fehking hate Tampa.

It is delusional, though. Fancy stats don’t mean dick in the playoffs when someone is smashing your face. There is no one currently on the Sabres better at tying up an opposing forward going into the corner to retrieve a puck (even if it’s a teammate that eventually gets it.) No stat for that. Let’s trade him.

The one downside is Tampa always gets the edge in officiating. They are absolutely a MFT.

I don’t know if it’s the best hockey, but all year, these two teams have played some of the most entertaining hockey games I have watched in a long time.

He’s going to waltz his way into the NHL.

It’s why anyone who wants to trade Risto is delusional.

Wow. What a goal!

This game is fantastic.

Ten ***** years! Seriously!?

I ***** hate the Sabres. The tank can ***** off. It’s way too nice of a day for me to be this angry.

Letang. That’s French for the tang.