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This is actually kinda funny.

Starting with it was sarcasm. This isn’t my first post. Sheesh. EDIT:(actually, I think it's satire.)

If any good has come out of this Eichel situation, it’s that the great debate is finally over. We don’t have to argue about it any longer. Yes, there are hockey gods and you don’t want to piss them off.

I won't miss them.

And one man's lowlife is another man's patriot. Just like when the American's cheated the current customs of the battlefied and invented gorilla warfare to defeat the Brittish, Evander and thousands of others are coming up with creative ways to protect American freedoms and personal choice.

Whatever. Welcome to America. Me, now. https://www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-and-analysis/blogs/stateline/2021/09/16/fake-vaccine-card-sales-have-skyrocketed-since-biden-mandate https://www.insider.com/nfl-agent-players-fake-covid-vaccine-cards-report-2021-9 There is no way he is the only one in the NHL.

Someone made a joke that Eichel would be traded as soon as that thread died, so LGR locked it to facilitate the trade. He did say he would unlock it, though. Maybe he’s busy.

I don’t have cable. This way I get 6 hours of hockey a day.

With the Sabres being this bad, ESPN+ is a must. It’s the only way to be able to watch actual NHL teams playIng some pretty good hockey.

As much as I’m pissed that we are going to suck hot ass this year, that was a pretty entertaining game. I just wish that any line could come up with some any semblance of a breakout and make it look like they were capable of setting up any sort of play. This may be the worst team in the history of teams.

Seems about right. The Sabres are going to be awful this year. I can’t even believe how bad they are going to be.

Did we see VO in the OT?

I don’t even know who you are anymore.

That’s why I’m not surprised.

Who was Kapenin’s responsibility?

Letang. That’s French for The Tang.

If the Pens don’t tie it up on the empty net, I’ll be surprised.

You know they had Mario Lemieux on their team, right?

Nice!

I find VGK hockey really boring, as well. Guve me some slow, dinosaur hockey any day. At least stuff happens in that.

I almost don’t care. I value hands almost more than any other hockey skill, and he is a joy to watch in that department.

First fire of the season. Second manhattan of the evening.

WhoTF is Hayden?!

Nice goal.

That pass kinda handcuffed him, though.