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Why would they do that?

Big Balls deleted it. Like it never even happened. Plantation? What plantation?

The officials did.

Only 18? Kinda surprising.

...kindergarten.

Reading this post was like watching someone trying to resist eating a second chip. There are no "should wins" for the Sabres. Also no amount of winning now will make the franchise relevant. Otherwise you nailed it.

In other news, Lindy Ruff is under consideration for the Jack Adams Trophy because of his... wait... no... thr control tower has informed me Lindy Ruff is NOT under consideration for that award. Cayenne, yes, you can go home early. Cue cards are not for everyone and I think you need a mental health day to deconstruct and reconfigure. In other news, herpes is on the rise in...

With taste and more it's an On-Cor*. *Definitely not made from Soylent Green Red Green, Travis Green, Travis Henry, O Henry and the bra-less candy bar heiress all agree: tonight is must see hockey.

Six Ls in a row for Nashville.

Fixed.

Goals saved vs. man games lost and factor in increased goals against with regular dmen OOTL. I want something on my desk by 6 a.m.

Isn't that why you have a goalie? We'd have a Cup banner if Jay McKee would have stayed in his lane and trusted Millsie. Stop it with the blocking of shots already!

But now we miss the chance to say what cold, ruthless pricks The Hockey Gods are. Especially Carbonneau.

It seems apparent the writer had a brain fart when he wrote MS was OFTS.

Obv explanation is that the writer had a brain fart.

So he failed to respond to Tage hit and within minutes suffered a season ending injury?

You will be doing something purely from your heart, with no ulterior and exploitative motive, so kudos to you.

What portion would that be? Is a sick child pictured?

I don't know how numbers work but given the relatively tight difference in the chances between making the playoffs and winning the first series, doesn't that mean if the Sabres make the playoffs they have a very good chance of winning the series? Things are looking up! (Or is someone calculating that if they make the playoffs they have less than a 1 percent chance of moving on?) Damn that asteroid is going to ruin the first Sabres playoff watch series in a generation.

Also what does "right there" represent? Squeaking into the playoffs? To be followed by a civic parade and that extension to Year 20 @SDS told us about? Meanwhile the dude who took five years to accomplish this trivial task is the guy who's supposed to get us to the avowed goal of winning a Cup. How many frickin years does he get to do that?

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Yeah but they also lose 2/3 of one of their three game W streaks and 1/2 of their four game streak. Nuts.

What's wrong with the world? Dash cam video in Philly: "Oh my God! ... Is this on video!?"

I sure do.