Stoner

The narrator of Frontline.

So possibly not even legally intoxicated. Great thread title.

The fastener discussion was fascinating. Wasn't even going for a pun but will take it. We are unburdened by what has been. Save us, Pete!

Also... they're ladies frames.

Temptations (trading as ktycrk) came out with a big bag of dry food. Orders of magnitude cheaper than the little packages or even plastic tubs. Of course, my cat won't eat it. If one wanted to figure out the secret to kitty crack, one would simply compare the ingredients.

Still going with Tuch.

Did you think the same thing when people wanted OSP to sell?

Your argument seems to be that judgment is not impaired along with everything else.

And what door did the last sale open?

No. Nor is drunk stepping when someone falls down the stairs while intoxicated.

With all the avowed drinkers on this board, heavy even, I'd be careful with the rhetoric and judgment. A lot of you are one little nudge from doing exactly what this driver is alleged to have done. The problem isn't drunk driving.

This used to really mean something:

I've never made popcorn this early.

"There just happened to be a hockey team for sale." Terry said all he needed to say before someone took away his mic and put him in Al Gore's lockbox. Only the deaf dumb and blind kids don't know what it was all about.

The thread title gets funnier and funnier.

You heard that Lindy got the job, right?

When our opponents look across the ice, I want them to quiver and trembly say, "We're playing divorced guys!"

***** right off.

Does it also fail to turn on for months at a time?

I swallowed hard but spent 100ish on a ticket up top for the opener. I want to be there for Sabres history. What single game are you angling for?

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It generally hasn't been pedantics or pedantry, too lazy to look up the right word. A lonely few still care about the presumption of innocence, that's all.

Tuch throws out first pitch at Bisons game. Film at 11.

Judge jury and executioner. Cool. Our justice system will determine if a crime occurred.

It goes to show you the Internet is never (OK almost never) about showing compassion.