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I just wanna say I am delighted that Taro has a new whipping boy. Don't worry, Eleven, it'll only last 12 years.

The LOS ANGELES LAKERS will return millions of dollars they applied for and got as part of the Paycheck Protection Program. Good for the administration's calling out of some of these ham-handed entities, including Harvard and its $40 billion endowment, which took money from a fund intended to help colleges and universities.

Nobody doesn't like Fromms Mom Lee! (Or nobody does it like Fromms Mom Lee!) I never figured out what they were saying.

I was going to offer some, but you ruined it for everyone.

I am Grateful!™ I didn't know about the PC folks.

There's a Mac "community." Is there a PC "community"?

Don't hockey presidents make the big decisions about a franchise, like when to "go for it" and when to "tank"? When to cut a franchise player loose? Don't they hire and fire GMs? Don't they have a big say in who the GM hires to coach the team, maybe even having the final say? I don't know what the zone theory is.

I can simplify things. Terry's the hockey president. He needs to hire his own replacement and go away.

I just dawned on me (but not on my ABC) — THIS is where he got it. Oh my, this story gets better and better.

I know a guy who used to collect debts for the mafia.

Here it is as a JPEG.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's the distance from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist that needs to be 9 inches.

It's not like Sweden is just "letting it rip." There are social distancing rules. The rules are voluntary and rely on people being socially responsible. This article talks about the threat of closing establishments that aren't being safe. It's helpful when analyzing something to compare two extremes, but the U.S and Sweden aren't as far apart as it looks at first glance. Sweden to shut bars and restaurants that ignore coronavirus restrictions https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-sweden-stockholm/sweden-to-shut-bars-and-restaurants-that-ignore-coronavirus-restrictions-idUSKCN2262AX

How many people have died of COVID-19? It's likely been undercounted. One way they are trying to figure it out is by determining expected deaths in a population if the pandemic hadn't occurred and comparing that number with how many people actually died. ("Horton Close") (Too soon?) https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/U-S-deaths-soared-in-early-weeks-of-pandemic-15228817.php

Hmmm. Do you spread your fingers as far as you can? I'm right at 9 and maybe a little more. I don't think I have big hands, and I was never able to grasp a football well enough to throw it that well or far.

I think the answer is more straightforward. Somewhere on the IRS site, maybe in the FAQ section, it explains that one reason people were getting the error message is that their data hadn't been uploaded to the Get My Payment tool yet. And that they were/are working on get more people's data uploaded. So I'm guessing they finally got around to uploading yours.

Just curious. How are hands measured? I'd like to know exactly how much I fell short of being able to be an NFL quarterback.

And all through last week the daily deaths were over 2,000. Sunday saw a dramatic drop, but maybe that's a lack of reporting. The idea of escaping this thing with 60,000 deaths is looking like a fantasy. And the models that predicted less than 100k deaths were based on mitigation efforts continuing. Not necessarily that businesses wouldn't reopen but that people would stay smart. My big fear is that people will equate reopening with "back to normal."

An interesting bit of food for thought re: Sweden is that although the government didn't order mitigation efforts, a lot of the people did them on their own. I wish I could remember where I saw this story. It might have had something to do with cellphone data they can look at to study people's movements. Which raises the obvious question here in the U.S. The powers that be can say the stay at home orders are lifted and businesses can re-open, but will the public buy in? Are you still casting shade or finally coming around into the sunlight (see the Even Randomer thread for further edification)? (Never mind, I read on in the thread.) Believe me, there's no hysteria here either. I know where Woody gets around to, and speaking only for my side of the border, the folks don't even know what germs are and don't know what's on other side of them hills. And I'd like to know where Woody gets avocado toast in WNY.

1. Good to see Dom's spine is still like a Slinky. 2. He was right. "[Thirty] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun ALL DAY!"

He's dangerous alright. Five days in the future.

What about the sabertooth tiger?

Did you leave a message.

No, but I'll know on Wednesday if it did. This story was in the news on Wednesday and maybe even earlier.

We knew this yesterday.