Stoner

This is the Sabre-est game ever. In fact, after the second, I was thinking that period could be put into a time capsule to represent the entire history of the franchise.

So you wanna be an NHL goalie? Helmet off and skates flash before your eyes.

I was going to quibble with Eichel being able to make it there, but upon further review he started coasting from just outside his own line. A terrible look for the captain. And he wasn't at the end of a long shift by any means. Maybe 30-35 seconds.

Sabres right back in it!

***** off Staal you burned out stoner.

This looks like board hockey when I used to play my dad. Ram ram ram. Ram ram.

Who's shocked Lindy doesn't know how to wear a mask?

Is anyone more tone-deaf to the fan base than Brian Duff. Yuck yuck.

There are not many who remember They say a handful still survive

I might be losing it. I could swear the cardboard cutouts were beebopping to the music.

In a sport that calls Covid complications upper-body injuries, why would coaches not play games with their lines?

Welp.

Hailed, not held.

I caught the episode of Peyton's Places with Dave Letterman. (Peyton is Peyton Manning, duh.) It was absurd Dave at his best. I swear Dave has one more show in him.

I'm not sure why it's happening. It almost seemed to be worse yesterday. The puck is barely over the goal line when we hear the score call. I wonder if it's a way of making Rick sound less behind the play. On the bright side of life, they seem to have fixed the horn/RJ conflict.

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Hold onto your wigs and keys, boys. This is it.

I think he's getting there.

I like to blame the goalie as much as anyone. But that was a snipe.