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Well yeah. This seems to go without saying. The real tantalizing part of this story is the Pegulas' extracting themselves from hockey ops, which increases the chance of success. Would you settle for a flash of man boobs? Anyone could write that. They don't have the smoke turning into fire part. The only question would be whether he's a good old fashioned gumshoe reporter, meeting under the Skyway every night with "Dick Duff," or whether his brother in law works for the Sabres or something. People who work in and around the Sabres leak worse than West Wing staffers. I mean, by now, everyone's also heard the rumors about the injured player.

Now why would JR make that stipulation???

Surgery for what?

Not to fix it, but to fix it the right way?

I just hope this stays an injury story.

Possibilities: 1. Status quo — Terry (de facto president) • Kevyn • Head coach 2. Tweak — Terry (de facto president) • Kevyn • Karmanos • Head coach 3. Tweak-plus — Terry (de facto president) • Kevyn • Senior advisor • Karmanos • Head coach 4. Major tweak — Terry • Hockey president • Kevyn? • Karmanos? • Head coach 5. What needs to happen — Hockey president • GM • Karmanos? • Head coach

I don't know much about Chad. I kind of look at non-mainstream media Twitter accounts with a skunk eye. Who is he and what has he gotten right?

Everybody's talking, no one says a word?

Smell was trying to remember how Terry was once described most aptly. Rube might have been it. It's interesting to note that the organization's official social media account doesn't really think of Kim as an owner.

Easy, big fella. That's not what I was referring to. Gentlemen, the privilege has been all yours.

Dan is intellectually thishonest.

"NOTICE: YOUR LAND HAS BEEN SEIZED BY EAST RESOURCES"

Shouldn't have petted that cub during the second intermission. The Gods are just toying with us. "CONCUSS THE YOUNG ONE!"

Save us, Ullie!!!!!

I think he said, "Andreychuk sat down and watched himself score!" It's on "Roll the Highlight Film!" Try YouTube.

The pilot's back at the base in his jammies.

I was just thinking of Rick's hilarious call.

Damn Elaine.

Spoiler alert: Reagan pulled through.

Did you have the pizza at Marvin's?

Puck sits a couple of feet in front of Ullmark on a rebound. He looks at it. No panic. No swimming out and making the situation worse. His teammates have Bruins tied up. The crisis passes. LEEnoose is appropriately calm (and crazy).

OK, settle down.

We had this discussion last year. Dahlin tipping the puck out of midair didn't end the play. No control, defined as propelling the puck with your stick?

Appert's hair is on point.

The most important lecture in your mushroom identification class.