PASabreFan

I am so thankful we have you, LTS, Zamboni and Eleven to bravely, heroically and optimistically carry us into the future! Godspeed!

LGR. The right thing. Do it.

Who's the guy from Frontline?

Your marketing team needs to go to work. Hindsightium sucks as a name.

Which would mean what? Sorry, I haven't been reading along. Eichel's return would decline so much he wouldn't be traded?

Bold!

My arthritic knee is actin' up something fierce, the one that got caught in the hay baler.

It's mind-boggling. Holy *****, it doesn't stop. SabreSpace: Home of the Dumbest Smart People on the Internet. Seriously, we get that forecast all the time where I live. The NWS experts in State College just gave up on us.

Sabres is misspelled.

Say, didja ever wonder why it takes so long to make a hockey trade? I'll give LGR, Hoss and Wild 60 Minutes and they still won't get the reference.

Terrible idea.

Even I got it.

Someone wants to be alive for the parade.

John Robert Eichel (The Chief Justice of Hockey). Richard John Jeanneret Richard Allensworth Jewell Douglas Jewel Allen This is too creepy to continue, but it ends up on a pancake.

No, I like bob. Always have. Since '83, especially.

Yep, it's going well.

Isles fans don't miss him.

He sits. Doc told him not to lift anything heavier than 10 pounds.

Honestly I'm just trying to jinx this thing to happen.

That was my thing. I never thought Dahlin's and Eichel's timelines matched up.

"Old" news, but to get this started (and maybe someone missed it): https://apnews.com/article/sports-nhl-buffalo-sabres-canada-hockey-e7a45d83994edfa8d75e090a966422b5

Tell Brawndo that.

No, it's a callout of the rumor thread, where real stories occasionally get posted. When he's traded, there will be or should be a new thread. Don G. Haver or *****-haver? Is the rest a zip code?

Mods, can we have a thread where news links are posted with commentary limited to those stories — and keep the fantasy trades, low-rent rumors and chit chat in the other thread? If not, feel free to delete this. Sort of a catch-all place for news, which is very hard to isolate among all the posts in the megathread.

SI and The Hockey News bring you the Associated Press. Why the push? It'll go down in Sabres lore as another unsolved mystery.