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Also hop up and down on your left foot while eating green bananas. The banana agsorbs the vaccine molecules and the hopping disperses them.

Or everyone's full of ***** when it comes to RaKru, rest his soul.

And how much of what these opinions are based on will be totally disproven in 50 or 500 years? We understand the universe the way a dog understands MLB's balk rule.

Some fancy face cream, a Gucci handbag for the lady and an "I Got Disconnected" at one of those cheapo divorce places.

SDS has it. I will also allow Goobers, ideally mixed half and half with the Raisinets.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

I have assumed and will continue to do so that they are well-intentioned. But how long do they get the benefit of the doubt? Dad's well-intentioned — he works but he just can't resist losing his paycheck at the casino. The two of them should know by now they suck. Changes in how they run the team must be made. If the big change has already been made and Terry told Kevyn down in Florida that he's butting out, awesome. I'd like to hear someone acknowledge that it happened. POHO would be also awesome because there's so little experience in the current front office. But if it's going to be Kevyn, Jason and new blood being brought in, that's good, too. No way, no how should Kevyn have to take three phone calls a day from Terry. It's a fact. Shove your link where the sun don't shine.

Oh Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars!

If it's us, should the rest of the world be terrified? What's the end game for this technology? And did we get the technology from alien craft we recovered? Art Bell Coast to Coast. Loved that intro music.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel reasonably normal.

This is wild stuff. We're sitting here worried about whether a hockey team can win a few more games next year while either A. Alien crafts are toying with us, clearly probing our defenses to see whether invading us is prudent or B. Chinese/Russian/North Korean crafts are toying with us, clearly probing our defenses to see whether invading us is prudent.

"We still have Jack." –Terry

I like Watchamacallits, but I don't see them much. These are WhoZeeWhatzits in some Canadian maritime provinces.

In this day and age and with all the gizmos and such and with the horse and wagons replaced by those big brown jalopies, it might be a hoot to order some Canadian goodies over the worldwide web. If anyone can help me do that please send me an electronic mail.

Contention for what? After the streak they had 20 points in 22 games. That's a 74-point clip. Also — that's the height of cooking the books. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln...

Is it still a good deal if the players coming here are clinically depressed before getting off the plane? Talent isn't enough. The Sabres have to get the right players. They have to get this right.

I find yours stranger.

But you said they are "kept away from football operations." I don't think Terry is kept away in that way. Kept away from making decisions — hopefully.

Right. People here never spread their favorite opinions like Johnny Appleseed.

I'm not so sure. Terry fancies himself a football guy and not a hockey guy (he's said this himself). He said he's scouted for high schools, and he was/is a prominent insider at PSU football. Maybe, just maybe, he knows the game. Meanwhile, back at the waterfront... Are you talking about the 2011 domestic violence charge? I can't find any news story that talks about battery or assault of a woman.

I don't know how to work these newfangled Tele-Phones.

Good Lord. There's the problem with investing in a bunch of garbage time games. Sam, it's the Hall of Fame, Line 2.

Paging @New Scotland (NS). Welcome back! And to a thread title like this.

What's the point of this? If anyone had the secret solution to fixing the Sabres they wouldn't be here.