PASabreFan

inkman would do it for free.

They had to change the name of prunes (which are dried plums) to dried plums so people would buy them, the name prune was so toxic (and even toxic megacolon). But there's still prune juice. There isn't dried plum juice. There's prune juice even though you can't get juice from a dried plum. Or a prune. Why isn't it plum juice?

Is it your contention that the games are played on your computer screen?

Thank you so much!

Who wants to have some fun?

Broadcast really pumping the band in the building.

maybe not.

Save of the year?

I meant the comeback.

Dahlin is painful to watch.

It begins.

They need go to the net drills.

Biggest crowd of year?

Late goal announcement as usual. Asinine.

Hard to be mad at that.

Sounds like a Dark Ages joke... Butcher gives it to Hagg.

Calgaria.

Flames rocking more than Sabres. Correlation to winning? All right sonny.

Bosco.

We don't have the right emoticon for this. Kiss her on top of the head between the ears. This is not possible. No one drinks Diet Coke with fast food breakfast.

The record projectile vomit is 31 feet, 27 inches.

From memory or is there a source? I'm asking because I hunted earlier and came up empty.

I wonder how Game 5 ended.

Uh, nah. Mogilny holds the record for scoring five seconds into a game in Toronto on 12-21-91. Hey, Toronto and Calgary are both in Canada! If I can determine that the game was indeed played in the afternoon, I will score it as a victory.