Stoner

It begins.

They need go to the net drills.

Biggest crowd of year?

Late goal announcement as usual. Asinine.

Hard to be mad at that.

Sounds like a Dark Ages joke... Butcher gives it to Hagg.

Calgaria.

Flames rocking more than Sabres. Correlation to winning? All right sonny.

Bosco.

We don't have the right emoticon for this. Kiss her on top of the head between the ears. This is not possible. No one drinks Diet Coke with fast food breakfast.

The record projectile vomit is 31 feet, 27 inches.

From memory or is there a source? I'm asking because I hunted earlier and came up empty.

I wonder how Game 5 ended.

Uh, nah. Mogilny holds the record for scoring five seconds into a game in Toronto on 12-21-91. Hey, Toronto and Calgary are both in Canada! If I can determine that the game was indeed played in the afternoon, I will score it as a victory.

And Seiling just skates off lol. Mic drop! While Rick, no doubt, was chastising the normally couth Aud crowd for throwing stuff.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the Sabres' record for fastest goal off an opening faceoff (to start a game) came in Calgary. I was listening on the radio in the kitchen of the old house where I grew up, and the window was fogged up because Mother had something berling on the stove, likely something father had run over in the Dart. It was an afternoon game, somehow.

Art?

Go ride a bike.

Whom. BOOM.

JHC I should have done it myself. This sucks!

Do you want them to lose?

Seriously?

It's a little weird wearing a jersey with another man's name on it. Rick might be my only exception, but that's opening up another can o' worms. I love reading about this in the past tense. That's hi-larious. Did you toussle his hair and tell him there's a Wyoming state quarter in your pocket if he wants to reach in and get it?