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"Custodians of a public asset." @That Aud Smell "I just bought a hockey team."

Been kinda fun so far.

Time traveling young Van Miller.

Charlie Lindgren's making Johnsonville brats!

I feel like my whole life has led up to this night.

Now with multiple choice selections!

Things You Would Bet Money Will Happen Tonight 1/6/25

I've got vertigo, vitiligo and impetigo... ain't nobody got time for that. Every Sabres fan who thinks the Sabres can be good in five years.

Good Lord.

Some wins? Bill, tonight marks the halfway point of the season. Hashtag math. The Sabres are going to have 33 points, barring an upset. As someone who is supposed to be objectively covering the team, he needs to be honest about what the Sabres need to do, instead of carrying water for them as per usual. Seven points back! Some wins'll fix that up.

No problem! It's easy to misread in the virtual world... and it wasn't the best example of writing on my part. Are you the real Ripper or just a fan?

Runny egg yolks.

Oh! V8 juice. Would be a pretty easy way to get your veggies. But... hoo boy. Blood that's starting to coagulate is what I see. Then there's this weird note of something on the palate.

Eggplant parm? No?

I would have posted split pea soup but recently I tried it and it was very tasty. An odd one for me is avocado. I used to love them plain with some salt and pepper. Then somehow I got queasy after eating one and now that's it. I can't look at one. Will do guac tho.

I'm not challenging it, but if you were a Canucks fan, would you like that trade?

Nah. The game was sitting there to be won. The urgency arrived only when they knew they couldn't.

Ray talks him up, broadcast had the title graphic ready. I mean, we all know what's coming.

Even the ref says Vaggas.

I have to. Have you seen the price of cat food?

Dan forces so many calls. Say what's happening, it'll speak for itself. Stop gaslighting.

Now that's a Yeichel!

That's the Swamp of old.

Men as dufuses in every commercial, while brainiac women stand by and judge. Congrats, gals, you won. Now fix our crumbling society.