Stoner

Speaking of hat tricks, this'll be the third time Levi can save us!

If somehow, someway you could unknowingly walk barefoot over some Lego pieces, that would be the hat trick.

Hoo boy... What's that, Bill? Folks I'm being told the Sabres have won the last two games they played the day after a Bills game. The Bres boys are bonding over the Bills!

Schopp snarking on SM's overt religious expressions. He sarcastically credited "God's grace" for the Baltimore dropped pass on the two point conversion. Wow, leave it be. We have freedom of religion and expression in this country still. What a tool.

Two of the biggest Bills fans around live where I work. We got em on hourly vitals but they're holding up so far!

Win, the Ravens? Nevermore.

Terry could always face the music and answer questions and provide at least a little clarity.

In before someone says the Chiefs got some calls.

Those Hockey Gods are complicated.

Brian stayed appropriately serious for four minutes before cackling about the goalie goal, and other goalie goals, and how he was in Ottawa for one of them. Funny stuff! And once that first cackle leaks out, the dam is burst.

Well yeah. He was there to watch his team.

Don't you realize the points percentage on 7-3-1?

See also: we are the bad team other fans think their team should beat.

So we weren't the first.

I don't know what we're discussing here. When the other team's net is empty?

So wait. What is this other team's net is empty you speak of?

Until it happens to us. The awarded goal takes away that human train wreck possibility but also the joy of seeing the twine bulge. Imagine the whole arena rising to try and jinx the shooter. You know someone would eventually Vanek-slap the puck off the crossbar. Get me Bettman on the blower.

They should resign McLoud.

Is there anyone who would like to see players awarded a penalty shot in an EN situation be required to actually score? That is, penalty shot on a yawning cage?

Sabres ended the losing streak in last place in the EC and 12 points out of a spot. After picking up 13 of 20 points they are still in last but are 9 points back.

Economic. Efficient. Effective.

This might be the key: 25.1 Awarded Goal – A goal will be awarded to the attacking team when the opposing team has taken their goalkeeper off the ice and an attacking player has possession and control of the puck (or would have gained possession and control) in the neutral or attacking zone, without a defending player between himself and the opposing goal, and he is prevented from scoring as a result of an infraction committed by the defending team

My head's in McLeod's.