Stoner

Levi, not part of the solution. The weird thing is, that's basically the Levi from his spring debut that somehow got him handed the starting job in the fall of 23. What a trainwreck of a franchise.

But if they could somehow flip that in the next nine... 6-3... hmmm. Bill Hoppe would have them inching back into the playoff race. Harrington too. Oh, Mike.

When was the last time winning in the second half of the season bred winning in the fall?

Speaking of gingers, anyone have Soupy's hyperhidrosis commercial? That was the best.

Speaking of hat tricks, this'll be the third time Levi can save us!

If somehow, someway you could unknowingly walk barefoot over some Lego pieces, that would be the hat trick.

Hoo boy... What's that, Bill? Folks I'm being told the Sabres have won the last two games they played the day after a Bills game. The Bres boys are bonding over the Bills!

Schopp snarking on SM's overt religious expressions. He sarcastically credited "God's grace" for the Baltimore dropped pass on the two point conversion. Wow, leave it be. We have freedom of religion and expression in this country still. What a tool.

Two of the biggest Bills fans around live where I work. We got em on hourly vitals but they're holding up so far!

Win, the Ravens? Nevermore.

Terry could always face the music and answer questions and provide at least a little clarity.

In before someone says the Chiefs got some calls.

Those Hockey Gods are complicated.

Brian stayed appropriately serious for four minutes before cackling about the goalie goal, and other goalie goals, and how he was in Ottawa for one of them. Funny stuff! And once that first cackle leaks out, the dam is burst.

Well yeah. He was there to watch his team.

Don't you realize the points percentage on 7-3-1?

See also: we are the bad team other fans think their team should beat.

So we weren't the first.

I don't know what we're discussing here. When the other team's net is empty?

So wait. What is this other team's net is empty you speak of?

Until it happens to us. The awarded goal takes away that human train wreck possibility but also the joy of seeing the twine bulge. Imagine the whole arena rising to try and jinx the shooter. You know someone would eventually Vanek-slap the puck off the crossbar. Get me Bettman on the blower.

They should resign McLoud.

Is there anyone who would like to see players awarded a penalty shot in an EN situation be required to actually score? That is, penalty shot on a yawning cage?