PASabreFan

Uh yeah.

I can't believe you aren't assuming the Sabres are going to hoist the Cup. In September. In Cheyenne.

Neither. Imma lie on my back and get under the seat.

Imma go lick a park bench.

I couldn't. Win a Cup in the middle of a pandemic by making the playoffs when you wouldn't have otherwise, then winning short series on neutral ice with no fans? The prophesy would come true: the Buffalo Sabres would win a Stanley Cup, and I'd still find something to bitch about.

Bob Costas is on CNN now saying that widespread and rapid testing will be the key to sports being able to return. He talks about the public relations disaster (his words) the leagues will suffer if professional athletes are getting tested before everyone in society who needs a test is able to get one. Dr. Birx has said what we need is a testing breakthrough, a rapid and reliable antigen test. Think people lining up to go to work and all being tested and getting results in a matter of minutes.

Thanks.

You said society is stupid. You're part of society. Are you stupid?

(PA lowers his voice to hush) What have you got to lose? Try it.

Very big and very good news on Remdesivir. "We now have the capability" of treating COVID-19, said Dr. Fauci.

Maybe handwashing will survive into the future as a shockingly effective way of reducing infections. Even in hospitals. Imagine a world where healthcare workers wash their hands before putting hands on patients. The docs might even keep (start) doing it!

Yep, everyone's stupid — except us.

I know Ted's son Joel worked for the CBC (as did his father). This has gotta be Joel?

This CBC play by play guy sounds a fair bit like Ted Darling.

I'd kill for a good pizza dough recipe. It seems like I've tried them all with poor to adequate results. Unfortunately all I have is all purpose flour, and I suspect that is the issue.

I just wanna say I am delighted that Taro has a new whipping boy. Don't worry, Eleven, it'll only last 12 years.

The LOS ANGELES LAKERS will return millions of dollars they applied for and got as part of the Paycheck Protection Program. Good for the administration's calling out of some of these ham-handed entities, including Harvard and its $40 billion endowment, which took money from a fund intended to help colleges and universities.

Nobody doesn't like Fromms Mom Lee! (Or nobody does it like Fromms Mom Lee!) I never figured out what they were saying.

I was going to offer some, but you ruined it for everyone.

I am Grateful!™ I didn't know about the PC folks.

There's a Mac "community." Is there a PC "community"?

Don't hockey presidents make the big decisions about a franchise, like when to "go for it" and when to "tank"? When to cut a franchise player loose? Don't they hire and fire GMs? Don't they have a big say in who the GM hires to coach the team, maybe even having the final say? I don't know what the zone theory is.

I can simplify things. Terry's the hockey president. He needs to hire his own replacement and go away.

I just dawned on me (but not on my ABC) — THIS is where he got it. Oh my, this story gets better and better.

I know a guy who used to collect debts for the mafia.