The PR ham handedness could warrant a song in and of itself. Who can forget, We Love Southern Ontario Leafs fans? Dom's banner ceremony. Some truly lackluster Fan Appreciation Nights. Uniform debacles. Dan and Rob, what more do you have to say?
Unless LR and KA wanted that speech in Montreal and told Terry what the message should be, it was massive involvement (meddling) by the owner. And a practice was canceled. I don't know what else people need to see.
My stab:
In the 13th year of Droughtmas, Pegula gave to us...
13 swaying palm trees
12 prospects protected
11 playoff close calls
10 Krueger cannings
9 yachts a sailing
8 total collapses
7 O'Reilly loves lost
6 ?
5 ALL STAR SCOTTS!
4 Eichel tankings
3 Turdburger jerseys
2 Lindy firings
And a Lucic running Miller
Might have to tweak to follow the original? My thoughts but this is your song Liger.
14 palm trees swaying
13 prospects protected
12 playoff close calls
11 Krueger cannings
10 yachts a sailing
9 total collapses
...
I dream big. Once the lyrics are nailed down do we have 14 posters willing to record a line... then we need someone to mix it all together. It could get airplay in this anti TP zeitgeist.