grinreaper

The NBA has turned into a farce of a league. The players are grossly overpaid mercenaries while the owners are fools. It's almost as if they are purposely facilitating the leagues demise.

If only Simone Biles could skate.

And to think what we got in a trade for a 16 year veteran with years to go on his contract at 10 million a year. Most guys that have been around that long are ready for the glue factory.

Typical Leafs, displaying their prerequisites for playing in Toronto when they should probably go for a different type:

See, I'm already improving your sense of humor although no amount of flirting will get me to turn into a Leaf's fan.

Well, I just appreciate that he explained to me that there is no position in hockey called the "deep net". I've been taking lessons from Tre'Davious White and he had me setting up behind the goalie, but favoring the side that the goalie is the weakest. It was working out fine until the Angels in the Outfield picked up my contract and I left Ryan Miller out to dry when I wasn't there. I think that was the first recorded incident of his WTF wave.

Ha! My grandma used to make me Umbergers with fries.

My apologies. I didn't know you needed an emoji to ascertain if someone was being sarcastic or not.

I get what you are saying but Poyer has a dynamic partner to help him out. Who's going to cover the deep net for Comrie?

With numbers like that he's either really evil or just a castoff from NJ.

So, I'm confused. Do we want Contempt or not?

My understanding is that Paychex is simply a company that handles payroll for other businesses for a fee. Compare it to Walmart as a payroll company vs. 7-11 as a check cashing business. A pharmacy chain vs. a corner drug pusher.

I had a so called boss that would ask a question, get an answer and then he would remain silent to see if he could get you to expand on your answer. He was obviously looking for someone to fill the silence with bs so he could use it against them.

I sent his office an offer to solve his problem but as expected never heard back from him. I had experience ridding them from a lakefront property that I owned and knew that about $125 and a couple of hours would do the trick. It would have been an easy way to solve the problem while eliminating the litigation.

BREAKING NEWS: Some guy named V. Putin, spokesman for the KHL states that the KHL will only release Pilut if the USA returns Alaska to Russia. The USA responded with a counter-offer that not only included Alaska but California going to the KHL with no monetary exchange. Russia, upset with the direction the negotiations were headed, gave a one time counter offer of a complete withdrawal in Ukraine if the USA drops California from the deal. Rumor has it that USA officials lamented in private that "at least we tried".

Not from the yellow seats. Seriously, it's answered below.

With that red collar and full body beard he could have played in Slapshot and had a pro hockey career.

Some of you guys remind me of the cheap bastards guys that pull out their calculator when determining what to tip at dinner.

Rob Ray looked at that name and said "I hope that Joel never makes it up here".

Well, if that's what she's telling you it might be time to look for another prom date.

Yes, that's rare air.

Did he get at least a 5 minute major?

As long as it's in one year.

Looks like a shoe-in to become a NJ Devil.

Yes. but life isn't always so great for them. I think the NHL colludes by keeping their yearly raises to a million or two.