You're generally better off paying off debts other than cars and mortgages first, since the interest rate on those is better than just about any CC or other loan (well, maybe not student). I'd definitely pay off CCs and whatnot and then finance a car if you need it.
Also, invading Russia is a solid plan, just don't do it in winter and make sure to pack coats and boots even if the weather forecast doesn't seem to warrant it.