MattPie

I have a question (not directed at you, King of Semolina), does welfare/Wic/etc. cover the cost of birth control (be that condoms, the pill, etc.)?

Hey, slow your roll there. He might have been making assumptions about ME and MY close-mindedness. :)

Gee, I wonder who will "win" when schools fight it out and some schools get to pick and choose which students they accept and the other is left with the rest. And I'm not sure what you're saying with the pinnacle statement, but the US is certainly not the best in the world. And I doubt funnelling public money into private schools via vouchers is going to help matters at all. On an unrealted note, I recently heard a story about the German school system. At the end of 4th grade (9-years-old), kids are classified into groups based on their progress. The groups break down into College-bound, not-college bound (trades), and in-between. That seems crazy to me (and to be fair, parents don't have to comply with the classification, even though most do). I can't imagine that working here, no-one would put their kids in anything but the top group unless forced.

Who is he playing for these days? He was always a fun interview when he was with the Sabres.

I don't know how many Indians are vegan, there's a lot of dairy in the Indian food I've had. Vegetarian is pretty common though.

He was picked by Darcy, duh! Never mind that he's a big scoring forward.

Realm of possibility? Not, it's not out. But I don't think it's likely. At 20 goals, Tyler Ennis is tied around 90th in goals in the NHL. On average, that means he'd be a borderline top-3 forward in the NHL (30 teams * 3 players). 4 or 5 players above 20 goals isn't impossible, but the Sabres will be having a pretty good year (way better than I expect) if they have 4-5 guys that are scoring on pace to be a top-3 guy on an NHL team.

The horror.

I agree, but every team was in the lottery before, just that if you were worse than #5 you couldn't truly "win", as in get the first pick.

I don't know that anyone is calling you on you opinion per se, but you pervasive this must be posted in every thread regardless if we're talking about TP.

With Wegmans and good local chains in Primo's and Wawa, I haven't had a Subway sandwich in a long time. They're really the McDonalds of subs.

No Foal (hahahaha, I slay myself)

According to this link, the Leafs already have the highest (for 2013-14) ticket prices in the league. So if the Sabres raise the ticket prices enough, and then give the fans a break one year, are you going to complement the Sabres for giving back to their faithful? http://www.hookedonhockeymagazine.com/average-nhl-ticket-prices-2013-2014-season/

Biohorse

Duck in A. live up to billing.

SO you're saying I'll be able to find such a thing at IKEA? Even these? http://www.amazon.com/Swedish-Salmiak-Gluten-Licorice-Fish-2/dp/B00G3909ZS/ref=sr_1_18?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1430455902&sr=1-18

Jack Eichel also isn't 22 like Larsson, nor will he have 160 AHL games behind him.

Mine today was an Oreo Klondike sandwich from the cooler at work. It was nice, but the beers at Motorcycle Club Dinner were better.

Nope, I'm seeing flat-brim had that appears too big for his head. LIke this, this has to be the guy driving that Camaro.

Both words are interchangeable, but describe different groups of people. For example, the guy driving that now-wrecked Camaro is almost certainly a douche, but I'd bet against skinny jeans, beard, and trucker hat.

First rule of being a hipster: you don't call yourself a hipster. Hipster is everyone else's word for a group that doesn't call themselves hipsters. :)

No. the last four games are in the range of the late 90s and just a touch higher than the early 2000s. Before 1997-98, you have to go back to 1956-57 to find a lower goals per game average. http://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/stats.html EDIT: I wish SV% went back further (and wasn't as flawed), it's been pretty steadily rising since the 80s when the number starts. Also, power play opportunities are the lowest recorded number (going back to 1962). The answer is clear: call the penalties on the ice.

While I wouldn't sign him or anything, it's not unusual for a player to play well initially when traded. They feel like they have something to prove, or at least they're paying a ton of attention trying to learn their new surroundings. It's no different than any job in a way. He wasn't playing that well before the trade so I don't think the contract-year theory holds as much water as some think.

:w00t:

I'm no expert in the new playoff format, but wouldn't the first two rounds be within the division, so Toronto and Boston, and the third round Philly? Edit: Bracket: Round1: Buffalo v. don't care Round2: Buffalo v. don't care Round3: Buffalo v. don't care SCF: Buffalo over don't care. THE SABRES WIN THE CUP! :)