MattPie

I know it's raining and all, but I could be an Olympic Beach Vball star if it involves off-speed dinks and hammering the ball 20 ft out.

So they're all Friends episodes? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Friends_episodes#Episodes

Oh, I do.

Ooh, last supper-style.

This is all as unclear as Lochte Ness.

If you paint me in a burka, that's probably best for all.

Would you prefer Duck Duck Gose?

I wonder which Buffalo brewer is going to step it with "Give a honk for the Gose".

What's more, I have a suspicion that "Monday" meant three days ago. I suppose I shouldn't hang the guy on the details, but he couldn't have signed Monday (other than with Buffalo).

Absolutely. It's going to be one of those rag tag team of misfits that we see in the movies all the time. Rex has a binder full of players that aren't in the NFL that will be stars if they just get another chance. (see: Necessary Roughness, The Replacements)

Winning at least 6 games, 5 year streak. I think they have a shot at at least 4 games too, that's 14 years!

"I'm on IT! Oh, gloves. Nevermind."

Come on, you can do better than that. How about: His ice time has to average more than 21:12.

Probably not, but he might be a hipster. Or a big fan of 1st and 3rd wave ska.

Let's hope he feels Jack and him are prefect Counterparts.

I'm not sure I entirely agree, but it's true in this instance. More people doesn't necessarily mean more individual cost, but in this case you're inviting the people that were too costly to make a profit off of before so it works out that way. Depends on the job. My job (technical job where I sit at a desk), no correlation. A job where a lot of the work is schmoozing and meeting with people in non-work, perhaps. Even if you only look at Hillary Clinton as "the wife of Bill Clinton", traveling on international trips and meeting with heads of states, ambassadors, etc., even at dinner must give some insight into how the process works. This whole line of thought, though, is somewhat off from the start. If Hillary Clinton were only a first lady and nothing else, I'd agree. But she's also been a US Senator and a Secretary of State. The latter of those two jobs has to be one of the top few jobs that would prepare someone to be president. I may even place it above being a state governor due to the international aspect of the work. State Governors would have more experience with the "buck stops here" aspect, but I don't think a decisive person would have that much trouble with it.

Victory / Southern Tier, even if they bought each other or however that arrangement works.

IRL my name is Michael Weston. ;)

I understand what you're saying, but it's unrealistic. You cannot address problems by treating everything equally. I had a pipe leaking in my house yesterday and I focused on that chore because it's a glaring issue. I didn't say, :"All Chores Matter" and go mow the lawn instead of fixing the water in the wall when the bath was running. If the brakes on my car are acting up, I don't say "All Maintenance Matters" and change the oil. When Evander Kane skates down the wing and takes some low-percentage shot, we don't say "All Shots Matter" and commend him for his Corsi. You solve problems by focusing on them. Black Lives matter is drawing focus to a gigantic problem in this country. "All lives matter" is a platitude. (I looked the word up to make sure I was using it right; it's exactly what I mean so I'm just pasting the definition in here: A platitude is a trite, meaningless, or prosaic statement, generally directed at quelling social, emotional, or cognitive unease. Platitudes are geared towards presenting a shallow, unifying wisdom over a difficult topic. However, they are too overused and general to be anything more than undirected statements with ultimately little meaningful contribution towards a solution.)

I use the vast majority of my paprika in paella and a panko crust to put on salmon in the oven.

Washington has the league-wide rights to that one.

KoP didn't have them the other day either. I'm not holding out hope for Collegeville, even if I had a reason to get up there. Also, I didn't realize you must be pretty close if we're talking about local Wegs; hey neighbor!

Maybe he didn't trade those guys and that's the problem.

Vroom.