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I wish we could fire posters.

Can you confirm that Levi is not in fact a vampire?

My wife calls it a directional. It was a big source of jokes during the superbowl party.

I'd imagine that the process is slightly different given that it's his first contract/first time working in the league. But yeah, it still seems like a crazy amount of time. Clearly they must have found a ton of skeletons buried in his closet, some sort of international smuggling ring in his family's past. He may in fact be a supervillain or even an alien.

I apologize in advance, but I have to say it... That's no way to speak about your wife.

A kidney

The still image shows a stitched on logo. That would be a first.

And just to make things even more interesting, another team outside of the top 20 just won their conference and an auto-bid. There’s potentially one more upset on the line. The bubble just got smaller and only the top 14 are getting in, maybe just the top 13.

I always knew that someday I’d be seeing tweets like this from the Whitesnake singer.

I just like that we now are carrying 4 goalies and they all have numbers in a different decade.

That one was something like mango, right?

NU

Oettenger would be the most recent and the model they’re hoping for, one year in the AHL and then a very good NHL goalie.

Thanks. Earlier it was Nordberg at the end of Naked Gun. Now all I can picture is the old lady in Gremlins.

It's pretty much a no brainer. I feel like he would have waited until the summer if he wasn't going to play right now.

I grabbed one of those cokes by accident last week. I have no clue what that was, but I couldn't even finish it.

I saw that last week and was terrified.

There is zero judgement. It’s straight PWR. They used to tweak the seeding as slightly to avoid first round matchups of teams from the same conference if possible, but that’s been gone for years. The only question in the selection process is which regional teams are assigned to.

It’s already here. They will finish either 18th or 19th in the PWR. Since #42 and #45 are playing for the Atlantic Hockey championship, the top 15 in the PWR will get in. Northeastern is done.

They have no chance of making the NCAA tourney. Every single member of that NU team knows that. It’s not just about their spot in the PWR, the number of comparisons that need to flip in there favor is mathematically impossible at this point.

We need old man PA to answer this one.

Or just win everything. Problem solved.

Is it bad that the ending of Naked Gun immediately popped into mind?

Of course and they're ridiculous. I just feel like the ones I described are aimed at every single person out there reading it.

Game time drinks are on Doohickie tonight!