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Is there a single smoke detector in the entire history of mankind that started chirping in the middle of the day? I got home after midnight last night and was greeted by an end of lifespan chirp. At least now I know to buy a few extras, because the rest will go soon enough… drying the middle of the night.

People can be better than that though. If you (general you, not you specifically) think the play of the team gives you the green light to be an A-hole, you should seriously consider being a Boston fan instead of I hear that’s a thing around here.

And you have to at least see what both sides get if/when they dump. The Colorado side is written but not ours.

At least Tsygurov got us Zhitnik. I’d spend a second round pick on a guy like that any day.

The sad part is that even if the delivery sucks, there’s a lot of truth in there about how far the atmosphere in here has fallen. It’s off the rails because people got personal… so let’s make it even more personal.

Things always go so well around here when it gets personal.

There’s your first addition to the staff, Taylor. But it’s interesting to see that the devils carried him over from Lindy’s staff. So other teams do it too.

You don’t want to know.

You’re almost welcoming a link to the Peter Pan guy they always post over on the bills board. That never needs to come here.

It’s just one name. MacGregor has been issued an order.

I think that’s very intentional.

I just assumed it was the world’s longest hyperlink.

I challenge everyone to find a trophy with a more badass name than that.

Derek Roy needs a job in concessions inspecting all hot dogs and sausages.

It’s hard to be involved in exit interviews when you don’t live there. So did he do them previous years?

I wonder how different the two actually are. Paging @Brawndo, @Brawndo you have a call on the white courtesy phone.

My mother-in-law says that anytime you see a cardinal it's some dead relative stopping by. They're the state bird here in NC. The next time she visits, she's going to be so creeped out by the bird feeder I just put in. edit: And shortly after typing this, I look out my window and see 3 of them.

And these studies probably don't even apply to Bear. They're based on adult NHL players and we're talking about an injury in a still growing teenager. He's outside of the scope of that work.

Taro Tsujimoto as the Director of Playoff Chances.

All I can think is “we want guys who want to be here”. It’s a fool proof approach.

I would have created a brand new position for Patrik Berglund titled the Vice President of Seeing it Through.

If they actually operate like that, they’ll be joining us in the long term playoff drought bus.

I think any other sport probably could have gotten away with it. But since ice is involved, they can claim confusion.

Yeah. What I had originally heard is that their copyright also includes using that name on clothing. A hockey team is going to put its name on a lot of clothing. They couldn’t work out a deal.