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How is Jets-Oilers drawing you to a french broadcast? I think canine Ovie likes the slap shots even more than junior.

I don't know a thing about that one, but is it one where you practically have to drink the blood of the infected like ebola in order for transmission? That's typically why they aren't too concerned in those cases.

Do any of those injuries require starting Carter Hutton??

What's going on out in Anaheim right now, is that what we're really calling successful? Ok, you need to pump the breaks on that one...

There's an episode early that give you Mike's back story. That one alone will be make your binge pay off.

I feel like they should at least have junior or NCAA experience. But yeah, my initial thought when hearing about Walker was the same as yours. They're now going to try to commercialize the emergency goalie position. I bet the league will re-visit that aspect at the end of the year and squash events like this one. Sure, it's a super long shot, but better safe than sorry.

Eh, it's not really complaint worthy for me. I lucked out and there really isn't much damage. It's one of those things that I'm only getting fixed if it's on the other guy's dollar. The whole thing was a bit of an adventure though. For a while I thought I was about to get someone deported, but as it turns out, that was just an attempt to weasel out of it.

How's sleeping working out for you with that shoulder. I never had a rotator cuff injury without surgery, but man was it brutal attempting to sleep for a while after that. I'm a side sleeper and that just didn't work at all.

This guy was stopped at a red light, 5 or 6 cars back, then decided to randomly hit the gas and go while the light was still red.

What, you don't like Jack Edwards suggesting that Chara should murder Maroon?

Working from home on a monday would be so much better if it didn't require getting rear ended at a red light. But hey, at least I was past the intersection where a tractor trailer set on fire at exactly the same time that I got hit.

You shouldn't over-promise like that.

Shouldn’t that name be Seven?

So you discovered the mechanical pencil 35 years ago? edit: coughcough

Comically bad moments can work out in our favor sometimes too. There was the puck in Mike Smith's pants and the goal Legwand scored while he was on the bench.

Or you never see it from Buffalo because they're never in it at the end. Just stop and think for a second about how many guys on this team have never seen a playoff game. It's not about a lack of caring, this team is not in it because they're not any good. There's plenty of guys on this team who would be involved in that stuff come April if they were actually still playing (Ristolainen, McCabe, Larsson, etc...). Caring and being good at hockey, they're not the same thing.

They were needed most just now? When I'm looking at the season as a whole and trying to figure out why this team can't score goals, I'm not pointing the finger at those two.

Eichel's having a career year and Reinhart is close as well. They've already scored a ton.

But it's ok to fling that poo at us because we aren't important and are expendable.

Oh I'm not implying anything whatsoever. I'm flat out stating that your ideas are downright insulting to a vast majority of the American public. But thank god the precious little pro athlete has an advocate.

Someone who pays people to drill is well aware that there are jobs other than pro athlete that are very physically demanding. I want to ignore most of these posts and just poke fun at an idiot, but that one point above has to be one of the most insulting things I've ever seen. I was eating the popcorn, but now I'm throwing it. I guess I'll have to be removed from the thread.

Even more reason to love lawyers.

I forgot that some people take everything literally. I'm not going to get too technical here, but let me plot the number of fights per year: \ Seriously, look at these numbers. I'm not really sure why that separate portion of 2018-2019 is listed, but whatever, the full year is there. So in just 20 year, the number of fights has dropped by roughly 66%. I'd love to see some older numbers because I'm wondering if I may have to switch my incredible graph above to an "I".

An owner pushing for more money for someone other than the owners? Again, time to re-think the theory.