When did tires become black gold? An awesome tire 5 years ago used to be ~$100. Now they are $200+.
So, I get a new pair of tires to replace the near bald ones on my front, plus an alignment for $510. On the way to pick up the car, 1/4 mile from Mr. Tire, my wife hits a 5" deep pothole and blows out her tire on her Volvo S60. Side wall cut. That one runs $300. For one friggin' tire... a tire that Mr. Tire doesn't have in stock and doesn't know if they can get tomorrow.
On the way home, my daughter calls and tells us our son is throwing up. We get home and apparently he ate a bad banana.
define hachet... a hammer? keys? a real hachet?