‘Will all of the bashers who look down their noses, especially their media noses, at the humble little city with the best hockey team left alive in the country start to come to grips with the fact that the Leafs are actually Canada’s worst team, have been for years and would have to work very hard to just get into position to be fitted for the choking dog collar that Torontonians so readily attach to other places, people, and teams?’