‘Teddy, old pal, you’re grousing about a 15-minute oil change taking 16 minutes to a city that’s had its tires slashed. You want to talk controversial goals? Try Game Six of the 1999 Stanley Cup finals. Third overtime. Brett Hull’s skate in the crease when the decider is scored. The Cup being presented to the Stars while replays show the goal was tainted. The NHL citing a memo allegedly released during the season claiming such goals would be construed as legit. Yeah, we’ll get over it … in three generations.’